tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47922236444790962052024-03-12T21:17:00.966-04:00Currently BroadcastingRenee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-41025050595204725382011-10-13T12:49:00.004-04:002011-10-13T12:53:36.504-04:00Why not an ejection seat?<iframe width="373" height="210" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/blq0s0hGhXA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />Yes, because that's <span style="font-style:italic;">exactly</span> what today's drivers need. Something <span style="font-style:italic;">else</span> to distract them from the road.Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-52506369248988777442011-08-08T11:23:00.002-04:002011-08-08T12:16:07.052-04:00Geez Kindle, Work HarderApparently there is a raging debate in the world between people who are "pro-book" and those who are "pro-e-reader". Personally I am "pro-anything that gets people to actually read more", but for myself I'll choose a real book every time. I *love* real books. So the new Kindle ads really annoy me. Apparently they are meant to respond to misgivings that people who like real books have. Such as:
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<br />Come on now, do we all look like idiots, Amazon? Some of us genuinely do have an attachment to the sensory experience that reading a real book truly is. The size and weight of a particular book; feel, smell, and texture of the pages; being able to see how much of the book you have left at a glance; everything. I don't like the anonymity of e-books. They don't have any personality. The paper isn't yellowed with age, or the cover worn by many re-reads. They don't have someone's name scrawled on the flyleaf, or a personal message in the hand of the person who gave it to you. They aren't pretty to look at, and they most certainly don't wow you like walking into a Beauty and the Beast-esque library does. But our role model in the ad dog ears a page and then suddenly has the epiphany that she doesn't *really* like solid books after all? I think not. Exhibit 2:
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<br />Cracka please. I *love* book stores. Also, who starts reading a book they've been looking forward to standing there, uncomfortably holding someone else's Kindle? So let's keep this straight, people who like real books are stupid *and* rude. Moving on.
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<br />Because so many people need to carry around 2 books, 2 newspapers, and 3 magazines. Seriously? I can carry around my one book just as easy as someone with a Kindle can carry around a Kindle. And I don't care how many books it can hold, they're only going to be able to read one of them at a go, just like with my real book. I have very rarely (actually never) wished that I had my entire library on my person at a given time.
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<br />So really, Kindle, you've got to try harder than that. Advertise as much as you want to get people who like e-readers, or even people who are on the fence to buy, but we all know you can come up with more creative ads than that.
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<br />There are always going to be people who treasure real books, and I would think that Amazon, of all companies, would appreciate that fact.
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<br />I'm not angry, Amazon. I'm disappointed.Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-73474164049399806472011-05-28T23:35:00.002-04:002011-05-28T23:44:05.276-04:00Makin' Up Stuff<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-72t9jp2bq4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />*sigh* "Millionize" L'Oreal? Really?<br /><br />See also: Phenomenally Stupid Product Names/Slogans, L'Oreal's "Magic Smooth Souffle Foundation", and "Somebody help! We're running out of new make-up names!"Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-8609959351098328232011-04-25T00:35:00.002-04:002011-04-25T00:49:46.166-04:00PlagiarismIt was cute when Mac did it...<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FxOIebkmrqs?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />It was pretty played out when T-Mobile started doing it...<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="269" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/n7gaPWeZMdw?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Oh come on!<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="269" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3QA5aLjEgfc?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><br />I think they've just given up on trying to come up with new ideas...Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-76053498793305787052011-01-22T21:23:00.002-05:002011-01-22T21:43:25.673-05:00CommunicableI'm loving this Dance Central comercial. This ad makes me want to get the trio of products. Thank you Cascada. <br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="460" height="288" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sR5aLEXNyfw?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe><br /><br />As an aside: check out the body on that dude with the red shirt and black hat.<br />Second aside: according to the comments on Youtube, the first "girl" on the ad has a penis. Discuss.Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-27049682325256301232011-01-22T00:24:00.000-05:002011-01-22T00:28:05.752-05:00SmoothI do love me some logistics.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="440" height="277" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mRAHa_Po0Kg" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-82958202137808960562010-09-25T20:41:00.002-04:002010-09-25T20:48:22.361-04:00Mother of Invention<object width="420" height="261"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7g7ISSl3Q4E?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7g7ISSl3Q4E?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="261"></embed></object><br /><br />Yup. Cause that's totally why most women don't go dancing whilst on their period. Because a full sized tampon won't fit in their pocket. Thank God for Tampax! (Also: Compak? Really?)Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-40742172671219193722010-09-21T20:30:00.003-04:002010-09-21T20:35:07.168-04:00Dazzling<object height="264" width="424"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ESMwyVxapck?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ESMwyVxapck?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="264" width="424"></embed></object><br /><br />The internet makes you smarter? The comments on just about any given YouTube video say differently.Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-13534764277756322512010-09-16T22:12:00.000-04:002010-09-16T22:12:33.297-04:00always funny...I can't watch this enough times.<br />
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I've never been much of a Grey's Anatomy fan, but you don't have to be to know that Patrick Dempsey managed to revive a career by portraying "Dr. McDreamy" on the show.<br />
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So as I'm watching Made of Honor, they manage to fit in a scene where McDreamy doesn't have a shirt on. It doesn't surprise me that it's in there- I mean, it's a chick flick that was basically designed for women to come gawk at McDreamy- and casual shirtless scenes are a hallmark of most chick flicks these days. (Either that, or Matthew McConau<em>ghey has some weird sensory disorder that makes it impossible for him to wear a shirt through an entire movie.)</em><br />
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<em>So it doesn't surprise me that he's shirtless, but what does surprise me...</em><br />
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</tbody></table><b><i>This</i></b> is McDreamy? This is the guy that countless women swoon over? He's not terrible or anything, just... average. I just would've guessed he'd have pecs that almost rival the size of my boobs, chest skin that looks a little too perfect and Ken-doll-plastic-y, and abs that look like I should take a (weird) crayon rubbing.<br />
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None of those are things I find attractive in the slightest, but it seems that a lot of women love that muscled look. And McDreamy was just rather normal, and it wasn't what I would've expected.<br />
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Maybe I'm not the only girl cares a lot more about a gorgeous head of hair than a chiseled chest!<br />
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Fun Fact That I Found Out While "Researching" This: Patrick Dempsey auditioned for the role of Dr. Chase in House, M.D. but lost the role to Jesse Spencer.<br />
(See: http://www.people.com/people/patrick_dempsey)luckeyfroghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09338266098096236978noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-49450561907493821182010-08-22T16:11:00.004-04:002010-08-22T16:22:31.437-04:00Points of Annoyance<object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XofPdZPrsp8?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XofPdZPrsp8?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PcF95L6Tv-0?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PcF95L6Tv-0?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />1) Oh, so I guess the Stupid Bumbling Assistant is considered comic gold once again, ey? How delightful. Incompetence and ignorance are <span style="font-style: italic;">always </span>funny.<br /><br />2) If someone calls me and doesn't leave a message, I almost never call them back. Why should I assume they want a call back? Furthermore, why should I be at the beck of anybody who has my number, when they can't even take the time to tell me what their call was regarding? The reason you leave a message to say "Call me back" is to let that person know you had something important enough to talk about that you would appreciate a return call. Common courtesy. If you knew ahead of time that they weren't going to answer their phone, then fine, text them. Otherwise it is perfectly acceptable to leave a message saying "please call me back".<br /><br />3) Lance m'dear, these commercials make you look like a giant dick. 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I finally have more <i>time</i> to watch, and... less shows to watch.<br />
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But this year, I saw a preview with Colin Hanks. Related to Tom Hanks, who can hardly do wrong in my book? Check. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004988/">Viable credits of his own</a>, including Orange County? Check (House Bunny is cancelled out by Band of Brothers). Delightful slightly dorky awkwardness? Check.<br />
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<i>And</i> he's in a buddy cop show. Which just so happens to be produced by Matt Nix, creator of Burn Notice.<br />
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My expectations were high, and the pilot lived up to it. In a time when there are a million serious police dramas, The Good Guys is refreshingly fun. Colin Hanks plays the straight man, a young by-the-books cop who follows procedure and uses technology and resources to his advantage. His partner Dan, played by Bradley Whitford, is a wily old-school officer with outrageous stories and a penchant for "bustin' some punks" by whatever means necessary.<br />
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The partner are stuck working in small crimes, but somehow manage to get tangled into something much bigger- and, almost inevitably, screw up the investigation through Dan's unorthodox methods.<br />
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One of the hallmarks of the series is that they start with the ending, and then flash back to 48 hours earlier for us to see the story unfold. They like to jump back and forth in time to explain the story, but it's done well and I'm never left scratching my head.<br />
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There is, of course, a little romance too- but like on Burn Notice, it's a side plot and seems realistic. Also like Burn Notice, the action abounds, with explosions, gunshots, and car chases in just about every episode.<br />
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I should also mention that the choice of music- mostly punchy classic rock- is <i>perfectly</i> queued to the scenes, making it all the more enjoyable.<br />
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Really, what else can I say? When most of my shows are off for the summer, I'm thrilled to have found a new one that's so <i>good</i>. It's got perfect proportions of action and comedy. The characters are dynamic, the writing is fantastic, and it's just goofy enough to crack me up every time. <a href="http://thetvaddict.com/2010/05/11/review-the-good-guys/">I'm not the only one who agrees</a>- you should be watching this show if you're not already!<br />
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(Available to watch free <a href="http://www.hulu.com/the-good-guys">on Hulu</a>, or airing Mondays, 9/8C, on FOX.)luckeyfroghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09338266098096236978noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-58439916764545379342010-07-04T10:50:00.001-04:002010-07-04T18:04:39.500-04:00Guest Post: The New Media Stockholm Syndrome<i>This is a guest post by <a href="http://twitter.com/bradleygarwood">Bradley Garwood</a>, who never ceases to crack me up with his witty and bluntly honest reflections on the world. Thanks, Bradley!</i><br />
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<div><div>I have a huge crush on Jennifer Garner.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Not so much fan page obsession, but I <i>did</i> find the strength to sit through Elektra - to which as a humanity, we can collectively agree deserved our Alan Smithee.</div><div><br />
</div><div>So I cracked open a new tab to IMDB, and searched for something with both a presence of Jennifer Garner, and that I wouldn't be embarrassed to say I actually watched. Certainly, -at least by chance- she's stumbled on to something with actual merit. With real feeling and good acting, and something no other show has brought me. Certainly, in some small capacity she's said yes to a project that's worth my time. What I found, was called Alias.</div><div><br />
</div><div>and it was not good.</div><div><br />
</div><div>I'm telling you there exists a television show with my biggest celebrity crush. With the woman whose touch could make me melt, wearing up to three or four different kinds of costumes every episode, and placing herself in every kind of sexually suggestive position you could imagine, just for the sake of my entertainment value. That my friends, deserves some kind of medal. </div><div style="float: right; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44850778@N07/4200106084/" title="photo sharing"><img alt="" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/4200106084_a3d970430e_m.jpg" style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" /></a><br />
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</div><div>And what's so strange, is that this show is the pinnacle of awful. I mean, truly a horrible show, and that's no exaggeration. Any series that can use the keywords "is really your sister," "your mom's a double agent," and "she's really a clone" can be chalked up as dreadful. I'm not even going to bore you with examples of their post-9/11, fear-driven, American glorification. Nor the inclusion of the<i> worst</i> portrayal of a CIA hacker I could even imagine. Technical inaccuracies, soap-opera relationships, and historic sub-plots that would make even Dan Brown blush.</div><div></div><div>and trust me, I could go on.</div><div><br />
</div><div>So what's truly strange about the show, and the reason I'm writing this post, is that I've now since finished watched the series, in its entirety. Yes, five seasons at twenty-two episodes each, with a running time of forty-two minutes, that amasses at nearly seventy hours of viewing-time. That's a long time to dedicate to a show, even if you <i>do</i> really enjoy it. Even if the show <i>is</i> worth watching, seventy hours is a commitment. </div><div><br />
</div><div>So with all of Alias under my belt, and a few months of cooling off time, I'm reaching a strange phenomenon not seen since the Buffy crowd re-popularized what the folks who watched Xena stole from Charlie's Angels.</div><div><br />
</div><div>I miss Alias. I miss Sydney Bristow. I miss that campy chick-that-kicks-ass.</div><div><br />
</div><div>I know, I know, I just spent all that time explaining how awful of a show it was, and I'm still vehemently urging you not to even consider starting the series. But what's so strange, is that after so much time given to such a horrific show, is that deep down I'm starting to miss it. I'm starting to miss having new stacks of discs to work through, and I've gone over in my head just what quality has led me to this strange new place. </div><div><br />
</div><div>I watched the show after the series had finished its run on TV, so the element of "weekly cliffhangers" wasn't really a draw. And the atrocity that is that show's writing negated my lust for Garner, the sole appeal. So what am I left with? What's making me still want to watch the show? What strange feeling is in the back of my head, secretly urging me to download and rewatch some random episodes?</div><div><br />
</div><div>Am I alone in this?</div><div><br />
</div><div>Really though, I'm not one to waste time on horrible shows. If I suspect a series to be putting on a swim-suit, I don't stick around to see if it jumps the shark. So I'm curious to know if this is a common reaction to horrible shows amongst viewers. I mean, am I just <i>that</i> in love with Jennifer Garner, or am I a victim of some soft of new media Stockholm Syndrome? Does everyone have a little show that's their guilty pleasure? I want some answers. I want some data. I want proof that I'm not the only one.</div><div><br />
</div><div>I want research goddammit </div></div>luckeyfroghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09338266098096236978noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-59811143433780116072010-06-29T09:15:00.004-04:002010-06-29T09:45:16.158-04:00Wily Fish<a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/futurama/index.jhtml">Futurama</a> is back (Thursdays, 10pm, Comedy Central) and even though I have not sat down and marathoned all <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Futurama_episodes">88 episodes</a> of the five previous seasons, I have seen a good number of them on The TV and I am pleased with the new episodes thus far. Made me laugh, and really, what more can I ask for? Well, since you were kind enough to inquire, a <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/6640/arrested-development-the-cabin-show">new Volvo</a> would be nice.Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-45035309853754001142010-06-27T21:49:00.002-04:002010-06-27T22:33:11.946-04:00Double FeaturePart 1:<br />This is an old schtick, but they pulled it off well, and Orbit has a history of commercials that I have found amusing.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Has8vDacmo8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Has8vDacmo8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Part 2:<br />I am fascinated by those bottles hanging from the trees. *Fascinated*.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5O16C1ZLuyI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5O16C1ZLuyI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-36697792625668204472010-06-19T22:42:00.002-04:002010-06-19T22:47:27.784-04:00More CoverageSo AT&T tried doing something like this with the same slogan I think about a year ago, but just with zoomy lights and I felt that they rather failed. This one though, this one I can get behind. First of all: Gene Wilder == awesome. Secondly: I love that tall guy with the round body that hits the cloud, and the monster that is running away from the bus, and that guy that looks like toast. They are adorable, and I am supportive.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aOl4OzcyKK4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aOl4OzcyKK4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Renee L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07467127714341490489noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-47334629179327741132010-06-07T20:31:00.001-04:002010-06-07T20:31:45.412-04:00Just wondering.Maybe I'm alone here.<br />
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Does anyone else, when you see Brendan Fraser, automatically think "George of the Jungle"?<br />
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Anyone?luckeyfroghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09338266098096236978noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792223644479096205.post-64605543994282678482010-06-02T20:11:00.000-04:002010-06-02T20:11:38.410-04:00I'm thinking this may have to be a series...How To Get Me To Stop The DVR and Watch Your Commercial, Rule 1:<br />
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Feature an adorable dog prominently throughout the entire ad.<br />
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And so, the Double Down flourished. Even though I think half the sales were due to <a href="http://bradleygarwood.tumblr.com/post/616529086">Bradley</a>.<br />
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Anyway, now that they're no longer such a dying company, they've decided on a new slogan.<br />
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This ad isn't bad, really- who doesn't hate that corporate personification of The Man who yells into his cell phone annoyingly on any kind of public transportation? Who wouldn't like to drown him out with some crunchy fatty deliciousness?<br />
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But your new slogan? Ugh. Here I thought you were on the upswing... so g-double-o-d good is not the way to go. At least for me. Here are three better ideas:<br />
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Start calling KFC "American Food." Then it's not unhealthy; it's patriotic! (Then again, our country is kind of fat.) Memorial Day? Fourth of July? Flag Day? Presidents' Day? Time for some real American food, named after one of the actual United States.<br />
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Begin a series of commercials in which sweet old grandparents tell their grandkids to do things like the old days. Get some marketing guys on this to make them charming yet funny. At the end, Granny reminds the kids to "eat some Real Food" and hands 'em a bucket of chicken & biscuits & mashed potatoes. No one can turn down food from their sweet old Gram.<br />
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Get the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BVO9b7EUqU">Colonel Doctor</a> to do shameless product placement on Scrubs. This one may be too late now that Scrubs has gotten kind of laaaame, but it still would have been awesome, since there were <i>multiple</i> seasons of calling this guy "Colonel Doctor."<br />
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Okay, so they're not <i>good</i> suggestions, but I'm still cringing a little when I hear g-double-o-d-good. If you think you can do better, do share.luckeyfroghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09338266098096236978noreply@blogger.com1